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Martian Trip 8/6/2016 The year is 2222 and Mike and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Mike asks if Mars has 0 Comments, 69 Views, 0 Votes | |
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Area 51 8/1/2016 You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area 51 were very surprised to see 0 Comments, 73 Views, 0 Votes | |
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