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the waiter 6/5/2015 Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot. 0 Comments, 37 Views, 0 Votes | |
school boy 6/5/2015 Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it. 0 Comments, 21 Views, 0 Votes | |
inteligent woman 6/5/2015 Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share eve 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
intelegent woman 6/5/2015 Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share eve 0 Comments, 3 Views, 0 Votes | |
the idiot dad 6/5/2015 : Dad, what is an idiot? Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him. Do you understand me? 0 Comments, 12 Views, 0 Votes | |
little johny 6/5/2015 Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first! 0 Comments, 22 Views, 0 Votes | |
school life 6/5/2015 PUPIL: "Would you punish me for something I didn`t do?" TEACHER:" Of course not." PUPIL: "Good, because I haven`t done my homework." 0 Comments, 5 Views, 0 Votes | |
call me a taxi 6/5/2015 A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi. 0 Comments, 4 Views, 0 Votes | |
funny Johny 6/5/2015 Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, sir. Headmaster: Exactly. 0 Comments, 14 Views, 0 Votes | |
The leg title 6/2/2015 My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?" 0 Comments, 7 Views, 0 Votes | |
Perfect 6/2/2015 The Perfect . A: I have the perfect . B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have 0 Comments, 8 Views, 0 Votes |
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